artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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curtest:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild
Soulja Boy - My Heart Will Go On
1,391 plays
girl: come over
guy: im gay
girl: my parents arent home
guy: im literally gay

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

kristenwiiggle:

my next tattoo….

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