me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

Top 5 people you follow that you'd bang
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emobaria:

how many of The Wiggles are there

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

fiatusa:

When I start my car and it’s all like…
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